Sunday, May 22, 2005

I 'm looking for a smart woman in a real short skirt...

Jimmy Buffet should check out ANN!

Jimmy Buffet - you did us right in Santa Barbara, dood!
What a fun concert!
Then you killed me with the videos of you
sailing your perfect sailboat!
That schlubs like me help you pay for such a craft is unthinkable.
Now I hate you.
See how that works!

I hope Ann Coulter never takes up sailing!

1 comment:

Jayleigh said...

I liked Ann Coulter until she turned into a "smart HO". Honestly, how are you men supposed to realize what she's talking about when she wears her skirts so short?

It's as though she's on a doctor's table with feet in stirrups waiting for the speculum while she barrages you with her ultra-right-wing blather and what are you supposed to do? Respond? No, you gawk like ding-dongs.