Wednesday, July 04, 2007

bad joke

A thief in Paris planned to steal some
valuable paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past
security, stole the paintings
and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks
away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind
such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied,
"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
paintings.
I had no Monet to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh."

(and you thought I didn't have
De Gaulle to send this on to someone
else. Well, I figure I have
nothing Toulouse.)

7 comments:

David said...

its NOt my joke, but it did make me laugh

Marie said...

I like it! I like anything that's a play on words. Thanks for the smile!!

Oh, and Hello!! Michele sent me! ;-) Happy 4th!

Michele said...

Much like Marie I like anything that is a play on words, so yes, it made me smile.

I hope you have had a day full of smiles.

Oh, and Michele also sent me. Really, she did!

David said...

i have michele's legs in my comments section, hopw cool is that?

Carol said...

well, that is just so funny..I loved it ..I am still laughing...going to send it to all my friends downunder

mar said...

it's a bad joke, david, I have heard it. But it is so nice to read it here! must be the mountain air :)

angel said...

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