The Dr. Stihl show

"Thank you for calling Dr. Stihl, you are on the air."

uh, Hi Dr. Stihl, I have this friend who has a problem

" could you have your friend come to the phone?"

he's kinda shy

"well, that can be a problem, Does he own a chainsaw?

Yup.

"Tell him to gas it up and go for an afternoon in the woods, he won't have time to think about his problems and he will have some firewood at the end of the day.

Thanks, Dr. Stihl, I knew you would have something to help my friend.
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"Next caller, Burt, you are on the air, How may I help you?"

Ah, Dr. Stihl, My wife left me with nothing but a pile of bills and a broken heart, I was hoping you could play a song that would bring her back home.

"Burt, you called the wrong show, we don't do dedications, here.
Have you looked in the tool shed, Burt? Did she take the chainsaw?"

well, funny you mention that Doc, there is that and my snowblower, I guess they would not fit in the moving van.

"Listen good, friend. There is no song so sweet as the screaming of a two cycle engine ripping through a couple hundred board feet of loblolly pine. You go cut up some good sized caber tossing logs and heave those around the yard til you forget all about her"

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TBC