Please help - stop me!!!

I am about to sing
into the audio blogger thing

I was singing in church
and it sounded so "acceptably decent"
that I thought, "I can do this at home
and share it with the readers", who would have to be listeners if I continue with this lame idea.

so, listening readers, and reading listeners:

Do you want to hear the silver throated pot bellied tree feller
sing a song of the heartland?

please say no

be warned - I have never sung Karaoke, or for my supper
or been in sing sing. I was in a men's chorus once ( not gay)
and loved the sound of my own voice
it has driven several otherwise sane people over the edge though.

So why start now? Courage
it takes extreme courage - and stupidity
to sing and let others actually hear it.

on the job I would break out in song
and have tools and scrap wood hurled at me.
so i learned to sing and duck
I can not sing like a duck

Silly Nessa has two songs on her blog and I was
touched ( she is touched too) by her boldness and
her melodic interpretation.
So I want to be an American Idol too.

Unless you stop me.
which would be a good idea.