Friday, October 07, 2005

I learned an important lesson

Shelley, thank you, the chocolate bribe did help
and I ratted out Joe for his numerous Jottings.
Also I alerted administrator lady to the torturous tones of Silly Nessa's singing.
(listen to audio post below)
I must confess to taking a new medication and it has side effects.
for a while there I thought my computer had been turned into
a parking meter, and I have no quarters left.
I took to pan handling at the corner store
and managed to get escorted away by the sheriff.

Everything seems in balance now
and I look forward to a weekend of happy blogging
I also look forward to winning millions of dollars in the Lottery.
and I am saying - on the record - that everyone who comments on this post will have a share
a teeny tiny itsy bitsy yellow polka dot share, but you will have something to show
for being faithful and sticking it out through my recent mental collapse.
I love you .
I do
I weely weely weely wuv you.
so lets go win a big sack of money and have some fun!!!

( the nurse is here with my menditol, I need some rest, they say)

Good night!

10 comments:

Sandy said...

What? I am a wee bit confused here...did I miss something?
Oh, and how much exactly, do we get from your lottery winnings?

Neo said...

David - Sorry my office is going to win that 200 million dollar powerball drawing tonite.

When we do, we're all going to call out rich, then quit!

Money, Money, Money, Money. Money!

David said...

sandy - so far its a three way spilt, I am suggesting we use the Nigeriam method for determining a share for each. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUBSIDENCE IN THIS URGENT MATTER, HELP ME STEAL THIS FUNDS FROM THE DEAD MAN FAMILY AND I WILL SET ASIDE 90% FOR EXPENSES ,LAWYERS, FEES, PAPER, FAXES PHONE CALLS AND BAILING US OUT OF JAIL. AND 10% FOR THE PEOPLE WHO COMMENT HERE, MINUS THE SHIPPING CHARGES.
now you are more confused.
Neo -its just Calif Super Lotto
but surely enough to get me a fur lined aluminum foil hat for winter!

Nettie said...

Hope you, errr, even out soon.

Neo said...

David - LOL, i'm more real than you'd think. Just read my blog and you'd know i'm not an idiot. Well.... maybe.

Our lottery up here in the east (Powerball) is over 200 million tonite.

I'll keep my fingers crossed...

Bar Bar A said...

Just dropping by to say hello :)

Shelley said...

So glad the chocolate worked! Do you think that means I get a little bigger share in the lottery winnings then...I mean for the great advice?

Jayleigh said...

Heheh @ menditol! You are such a little funny fella, Senor David!

Ooh and if chocoalte works, I will personally send you a truck from Hershey PA. hehe

Have a great night and thanks for not freaking over my neuroses this weekend. You're a great friend and you always make me laugh... but then, looks aren't everything, are they?

**hugs**

David said...

last update on lotto

Zip
Zero
Nada

I hope neo did better.
I really do

Nessa said...

my torturous tones??? WOE IS ME!!!!!! But it's okay, I know you're teasing :)