Saturday, July 23, 2005

sent to me by my reader friend Debbie

THREE THINGS THAT WE MUST THINK ABOUT IN 2005
COWS, THE CONSTITUTION, AND THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And, they
tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our
country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

The Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

The Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse........You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.

3 comments:

Joe said...

The government is used to dealing with "sacred cows."
The only aliens they know anything about come from Star Trek.
All of their drafting comes from their own hot air.
They have never paid any attention to the buildings in which they work.

Bonnie said...

I like your Ten Commandment.Khul
Thank you for a lovely comment on my website.God Bless You! Bonnie

Jayleigh said...

Boy you're sure on a roll, aren't you, Friend? hehe