Today, the famous groundhog Punxsutawney Phil emerges from his burrow and predicts the beginning of spring or proclaims six more weeks of winter. It’s all tied to whether or not Phil sees his shadow.
I am sure that you heard that PETA wants a robotic or animatronic Phil.
Hooey! The unempolyment rate in PA is too high already from mechanization and outsourcing.
I say let Phil keep his job.