Thursday, July 13, 2006

Thirteen reasons she is SO HOT!

1. Lots of hair that doubles as a bib for eating crab
2.eyes that scream "HELP ME!"
3. very effective use of faux fur and sheet metal
4.long aquiline nose
5. pasty complexion
6.nothing real about her at all
7. she is 30 years my junior
8. batlike wings growing from head (look carefully)
9. perma-pucker on pouty lips
10. licorice flavored kisses
11. will not need ear muffs in winter
12. must be very HOT under all that vinyl
13. can never say to me, " you look weird!" Posted by Picasa

7 comments:

donna said...
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Sandy said...

I think I will have nightmares now.

:) Hi there! Michele sent me.

Chrissie said...

I love it.
Michele sent me....
Cool blog!

David said...

fyi Fire is bigger has spread fast - if I stop posting this weekend it means I am taking a time out to run my mom and the daughter to a lower elevation.... stay tuned

donna said...
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queen of light and joy said...

LOL BEST PICTURE EVER!

David said...

off to fight for a friends property by cutting brush and trees on his perimeter. its a camp on land leased from the forest, hear me fire up my chainsaw brrrrrrooommmm 6:21am sunday