Saturday, May 28, 2005

West African mumbo jumbo

Nigerian scam detecting 101:

DEAR,
THIS WILL COME AS ASURPRISE TO YOU AND I FOUND YOUR NAME ON A SEARCH OF BUSINESS RECORDS ON THE INTERNET. WANT TO PROPSE TAHT WE INVEST 15.5 MILLION NANO SECONDS TOBETHER TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND WHY AND WHO AND HOW CERTAIN PERSONS ARE USING MANY AVAILABLE MEANS AND MONSTROUS MODALITIES TO DEFRAUD UNSESPECTING PERSONS.
MY NAME IS HONEST AND TRUE, YOU CAN TRUST ME 101% AND SHOULD NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION. HIGH CONFIDENTIAILITY AND UTTER FOLLISHNESS IS REQUIRED TO PULL THIS THROUGH, I AM HOPING TO BRING ALL 15.5 MILLION NANOSECONDS TO YOUR COUNTRY TO INVEST IN HIGH TECHNOLOGY, REAL ESTATE AND PORK BELLIES. I AM WANTING TO SHARE 30% WITH YOU AND 5% FOR EXPENSES AND 20% TO BRIBE THE PIGS (realtors)
YOU WILL KNOW IT IS ME BECUASE i WRITE IN ALL CAPS RARELY USE PRPOER ENGLISH AND NO PUNCTUALIZATION THE WRONG WORDS AND CANNOT ANSWER A STREIGHT QUISTION - OH YESS MY SPELLING IS BAD TWO.
hONOR ME WITH TRSUT- CASH MY FAKE CHECK OR MONEY ORDER AND DENS ME THE EXCESS FUNDS BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANDFER SO I CANM HAVE MY SHIPPER PICK UP THE (insert name of product) AS SOON AS POSSIBLE IT IS URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL
cONFIDENTIAL AND VERY IMPORTUNE
DO NOT DISCLOSE TO ANYONE, TEKLL NO POLICE, LAWTYERS JUDGES KINGS OR THE POPE.
GOD BLEES YOU AND USE THE PROCEEDS TO FILL YOUR FAT AMERICAN APPETITE YOU GREEDY CAPITALIST BASTARD!

2 comments:

Jayleigh said...

Wow. That was pretty good. Are you feeling a bit angry today? Hehehe. J/k

Thanks for all of your nice comments on my blog. BTW, my dad made the shutters for us.

Oren Schmidt said...

Send the check to me for 14.4 million, ill cash it and send you the rest, sonuds like a deal
- doyu wanfryswitthat